Why do baths dry out your skin? Could it be that the expanse of water is too great for the skins natural waterproofing? Or perhaps the heat of the bath cooks you slightly and leaves you somewhat drier than before. Does taking a bath reduce your overall hydration? And why is it so much easier to wash your hair in the shower - what about all those people with hair before we had showers? Or maybe hair standards were oh so very much lower then.
Why are food allergies cyclical? Some days I can eat the chocolate, enjoy the chocolate, long live the chocolate. Other days even the mention of the C word turns my stomach and has me dry-heaving in my waste bin. Cows milk can mostly be tolerated in the odd cup of tea but today I feel sick as a dog after one small cup this morning. IBS is on the rise and I can just tell that the internal spasming will be with me before very long. Waves of nausea roll over me as I contemplate what to eat, if anything. And yes I know, they are accumulative but do they have to bloody well accumulate today when I am fighting the worst headache I've had in forever that has currently lasted about a week and a half??
If we sleep for at least 7 hours a night, why then do we wake up as if no sleep has touched our brow. As if we have been burning the midnight oil for an eternity and every day has been heralded by the earliest wake up call known to man. Why? What sleep demon is robbing me of my peace? Is it just so that fellow tubist can mock me as I snooze, drool and very possibly snore on the commute into work? Is there some great mockery plan in place? I am actually the next contestant on The Truman Show aren't I? *facepalm*
Whose idea was it to create a boiler that wasn't a combi-boiler? Who actually thought that it would be a great idea to not split hot water and heating so that whenever you do want hot water you have to turn the heating on? Why would you want to do that? Why?
What is it about getting older that means that suddenly the skin on your hands has cracked and gone all snaggy and rough? And why does my hairline look like it is receding? And should I really still be getting huge red spots on my chin? I mean honestly!! I won't even begin to talk about the condition of my bath dried skin.
I think the thing I am getting at the most is that I feel rubbish and I want a holiday. Musing over, where is the holiday brochure?
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