What Would Buffy Do?

When I hear something go bump in the night

And things don't feel exactly right

I ask a very important question

What would Buffy do?

She'd go investigate, find out what's going on

With her team of Scoobies, they'd have some fun

When it gets a bit dark and a little bit creepy

And I feel all alone and somewhat weepy

I ask a very important question

What would Buffy do?

She'd banish the shadows and turn on the light

Never give up, always fight the good fight

When the apocalypse is on its way

And it doesn't look like anyone will win the day

I ask a very important question

What would Buffy do?

She'd hit the books, more or less

Find out how to clean up the mess

When my boyfriend dumps me and rips out my heart

And everything around me starts falling apart

I ask a very important question

What would Buffy do?

She'd pretend to gut him with a very big knife

Then suck it up and take back her life

My Giles might look on with a bit of a frown

My Xander will always act the class clown

My Willow will protect me as best she can

But I've realised I'm the Buffy, number one fan

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Claire Buss is a multi-genre author and poet, completely addicted to cake. Find all her books on Amazon. Join the discussion in her Facebook group Buss's Book Stop.